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This week's Cartoon KAT-TUN is beginning.
Let's do it lively this week, too!

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Maru: No, no, I haven't.

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Koki: Whoa, look what you did!

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Kame: Nakamaru is especially careful
with his hairstyle today.

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Maru: No, look.  It's the same as usual!

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"We have a letter of complainment to Koki"
Kame: A complainment letter to Koki?

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Koki: What now...?
I don't want to deal with it...

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Maru: We rarely get a letter, but here it is.

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Dear KAT-TUN
Goodevening.

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I enjoy your show every week.

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By the way, Taguchi-kun gets kicked by Koki-kun
every time he introduces the guest.

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I feel sorry for him.

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Please don't do it any more.

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Junnosuke Taguchi
Kame: From Junno?

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Koki: I won't do it any more.  I'm sorry.
Junno: That's fine.  Don't worry.

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Kame: Kicking is not a good thing to do.
We have to be nice to each other.

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You can introduce the guest without worrying
about getting kicked.  Off you go!

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HI!  Tonight's guest is a characteristic actor,
Sadawo Abe.

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Not only acting various characters,
he's also a vocalist of a band.

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Such Abe-san's shy and smiley personalities...

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ABE OUT, YO!!

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Maru: That was high!

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Tonight's guest is Sadawo Abe!

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Hello!  Thank you very much!

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Thank you for "Yorokobi no Uta"!!

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Wow, you're so good looking!!

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Thank you for "24hour TV"!!

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Nice to meet you!
You are good at batting (baseball), aren't you?!

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Koki: Hey, hey, hey...!!!!!

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Thank you for inviting me!!

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Whoa!  I wanted to see you so much!
Thank you, KAT-TUN-san!!

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Maru: Why are you avoiding looking at Koki?

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I'm a little bit scared of him.
Maru: What's scary about him?  The atmosphere?

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Ah, yes.  It was really scary...

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Kame: Please have seat.

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Maru: So you don't want to talk to Koki?

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Yes.  I don't think kicking is a good thing to do.

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He reminds me of my local area.

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He might be scaring money out of people.

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Koki: I don't do that.

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Kame: What's your first impression about us?

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KAT-TUN?  I love you totally!
Maru: As a whole?

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Everyone is so lively.

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But are you... a bit unsocialble?

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Kame: Me?!  Do I look so?

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You wrote your best personality as
"I'm a bit sociable"

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We asked Abe-san a hundred questions beforehand.

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They will come scrolling on the screen.
Please stop them to talk more about them.

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Start!

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I'm 37 years old.

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Koki: Crap!  I live close from his local area!
(Matsudo city in Chiba)

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Maru: You're both from Chiba?
No wonder he reminds you your local area.

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Q: Please show us your childhood photos.
A: Sure.

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Junno: Cute!
Kame: This was in Matsudo?

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Maru: How old were you?
I was about five.

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Junno: Who cut your hair?

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My parents from that time...

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Maru: "From that time"?!
Did we ask something awkward?!

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No, no.  I always had the same parents!

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Ueda: You don't look much different from that time.

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Maru: I heard that you have children.
Kame: Eh?!  Really?!

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Maru: How old are they?
6 and 3.

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Jin: I'm jelous.
Maru: They must be so cute at those ages!

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Kame: Do you take them out?

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I take them to parks, and go shopping
with them in a department store.

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Maru: Does he look like he has children?
Ueda: No.  He looks younger.

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Maru: We didn't expect that, did we?

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But I have.

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Kame: Your nickname was Bekko?
Yes.  Bekko.

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I think it came from "Abe".
"Abekko"..."Bekko"

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Q: Who's your favourite artist?
A: Group Damashii (his band)

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Koki: It's completely you, isn't it?

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Q: With what can you definately defeat KAT-TUN?
A: The number of part-time jobs I've done.

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Maru: How many have you done?
How many...  I think, about 20.

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Maru: Twenty?!

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A truck driver...  A security guard at a concert...

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Kame: Have you ever done a guard at any JE concert?

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No, I haven't.  I've done...
Yumi Matsutouya and Shinji Tanimura.

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Kame: You know, they have to stand while
their back is facing the stage.

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Did you not look at the stage at all?

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I never faced my back towards the stage.

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Maru: You never kept an eye on the audience,
but kept looking at the stage?!

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You were supervising the artist!

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Junno: Did you do any special job?

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I was digging the tunnel for Oedo line underground (subway)

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The tunnel around Iidabashi station was dug by me.

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I heard some other people who did that job.

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Do you know Hosshan-san?
(A Japanese comedian)

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He told me he also dug Iidabashi area.

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Kame: I'm curious about this.

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Q: When are you most happy?
A: When I'm lost.

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Kame: What do you mean by this?

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I like driving around without planning.

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When I was a truck driver, I often took the way
I had never driven before.

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Then I got lost, the sun set, I felt sad and went home.

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I loved it.

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Maru: You found that exciting?

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There are often deadend in front of somebody's house.

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When I end up there, people from the house come out
because they rarely see a stranger's car coming in.

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Just like "What happened?"
Maru: Like "What happened at this time of the day?"

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I enjoy that kind of moment.

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You can't meet those people unless you go there.

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Maru: Have you met anyone interesting?

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I was walking around, and decided to walk
the way I'd never been.

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Then there was a sign on a house's gate
which read "Gushiken"

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(A rare family name which is the same as
that of a former boxing champion in Japan)

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Then he came out like this.

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It was Gushiken-san's house.
Kame: He really came out like this?

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No, I was lying.  He came out walking normally.

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Kame: Do you not use car navigation system?

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I wait until it makes a mistake.
Maru: Like "Yay!  It made a mistake!"

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Like "Hey, check this out!  It thinks we are on a motor way!!"

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"We are not on it, but the navi thinks we are."

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Koki: When I was driving on the Rainbow Bridge
(The bridge which goes over Tokyo Bay)

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I was driving in the sea on my navi.

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Kame: You played baseball?
Yes.

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Kame: Which position were you?
I was the third.

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Maru: Kamenashi-kun was also a baseball player.

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Kame: Only when I was little.

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Q: Actually, I was XXX before!
A: I was on a TV ad when I was 18.

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When I was in a highschool, one of my friend's mum knew
a staff from a TV ad production company.

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He couldn't be bothered to look for the actors,
so he asked us all to go on it.

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"We have the footage!"

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Maru: Let's watch it!

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"Hey, can we have Milo?  Milo, Milo!"

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"You say Milo, Milo, but you've just had it in the morning!"

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"Because Milo is so tasty!"

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Did you recognise him?
Let's watch it again!

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Maru: Where?  I don't see him!

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Kame: I'm somehow feeling hot!

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There is more from this ad!

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"Hey, can we have Milo au lait?
Milo au lait, Milo au lait!"

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"You say Milo au lait, Milo au lait, but you've just had it in the morning!"

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"Because Milo au lait tastes like
cafe au lait and it's tasty!"

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Maru: It sounded like you couldn't say
the word "Cafe au lait" properly.

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Yes.  I couldn't, more or less.

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Koki: That was a rare footage!
Kame: Milo in 20 years ago was all depend on him!

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That time, I was asking other people

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"Do you know Milo?"

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Kame: This one!

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Q: What can you sing the best in karaoke?
A: TORA TORA TORA (by MAX)

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I don't actually sing it.
I only try to raise the atmisphere.

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When I'm drunk and I think I can
show
my true personality, I do this song.

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Junno: I want to see it!

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It's not singing.  I use my microphone
while adjusting the volume.

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Kame: You do the DJ yourself?

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So, please turn the volume as I do this.

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Koki: Eh?  Was it like this in the beginning?

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Yes, it's like this.  And I go...

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That's how I  begin.

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Junno: Here you go, a microphone.
Maru: A microphone without singing!

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Fine

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Fine

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So fine

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KAT-TUN

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KAT-TUN

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Carton!

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It doesn't have to make sense.

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Sounds like pachinko parlor.

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Jin: Fever time is starting on No. 6!
(Typical announcement in a pachinko parlor)

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Kame: That's cool!

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Even I don't know what I tried to say.

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Koki: That was interesting.

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Maru: When everyone's drunk and if someone did this,

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Kame: It would be so funny!

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Junno: Let's go to karaoke after this.

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Yes.

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Jin: I could really tell that he would not go at all.

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Koki: It sounded like Taguchi will pay for him!

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Junno: I'm sweating a lot today.

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Kame: The best present you got was a watch?
Yes.

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Kame: From your mum?  Oh sorry!  I meant, your wife!
Maru: They are very different!

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Q: What movement of women excites you?
A: Not wearing a bra.

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Maru: That's not even a movement!
Kame: You should stop this, Taguchi!

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Maru: Oh, maybe you stopped it too late.

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Q: What fetish are you?
Women in suits. (Job hunting)

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Maru: I love them!
Do you?!  That's good!

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Maru: I like those women who look like working hard.

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Working hard to find the best job for their lives!

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I find those girls who are job hunting
so modest and attractive.

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Maru: Weren't there so many of them in the streets?
Yes.

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Jin: Do you have any favourite situation?

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I like it when they are running late for interviews.

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Maru: When they are in a hurry?
Yes.  In a hurry.

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Maru: Ah, I see them, too.

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When they are lost or made a mistake.

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Maru: We've never done job hunting, have we?

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I once did.

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They asked me,
"Why did you applied for our company?"

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So I answered, but
it was a pack of lies.

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You know, we have to say something good.

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It's a bit like acting.

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How to opening the door, how to sit on the chair...

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Everything was according to rules.

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I couldn't live with those, so
now I'm sitting here like this.

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Q: What part of women do you like the best?
A: The hairs on the edge of the forehead.

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Kame: Yes, they are cute!

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Q: I can't stand it when women do XXX!!
A: Going out in tracksuits.

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Maru: I understand it.

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It's not like "I can't stand it!"
but...

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I love it.

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I love how they look careless.

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Kame: I understand that, too!

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When I go to a convenience store late at night, I see some
women without makeup in tracksuits or t-shirts.

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Just carrying a wallet in their hands.

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Seeing them makes me happy.

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It feels like I'm in their rooms.

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Exactly!
Kame: Doesn't it?!

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Maru: Is it like that?!
That's right!

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Kame: It's exciting to see them.  They look like
"I've just washed my hair"

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Yes, we can imagine ourselves in their houses.

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But that is bad.
I want them to stay home.

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What do you call it?
Like the ones for carpenters?

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Jin: Overalls?

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When women are wearing overalls with a tanktop,
I like seeing this, this part...

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Jin: I understand that!  It's good, isn't it?!

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Kame: I like that, too.
Jin: So good!

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Kame: You like watching TV?
Yes, it's how I release my stress.

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Maru: Do you watch TV dramas?
Yes, I watch them.

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Maru: This one's definately for Koki!

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Q: What do you want to do with KAT-TUN?
A: I 'd like to learn how to rap.

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You can rap very well, can't you?
(He said this in a friendly manner)

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Oh, I'm sorry!
I said it like I'm your friend.

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Koki: Don't worry!
Maru: Please feel free to talk friendly!

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I always thought he raps well.

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You can rap instantly.
Koki: Yes.

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Maru: Koki has been doing this for long time.

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In my generation, we didn't have rap.

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We didn't know anything like rapping.

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Koki: When I was practising how to rap,
I tried rhyming with everything I could see.

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Maru: Like road signs?

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Is there anything recommend doing?

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Rapping is all about rhymes.

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For instance, in our song "Yorokobi no Uta"

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"Bokura no machide kimi to matsu ressha"
"Real na Face ni kakusu kono pressure"

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Ah, "pressure" and "ressha"
Koki: That's right.

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Wow, that's cool!

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Kame: Do the first line, and we should ask
Abe-san to do the second line.

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Koki: I'll go...
"Bokura no machide kimi to matsu ressha"
(In our city, I'm waiting for the train with you)

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So could you go...
"Real na face ni kakusu kono pressure", please?
(I hide this pressure behind my real face)

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Bokura no machide kimi to matsu ressha

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Real na face ni kono pressure!!
(Real face with this pressure)

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Koki / Maru: Almost!

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Koki: Rappers do this with their hands
to feel the rhythm.

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Kame: Some singers do something
like that, too, don't they?

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When they have to sing high pitch,
they point upwards like this.

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Moving their hands like this.

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Jin: I did that a lot but high pitched
voice didn't come out at all.

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Maru: It's not like anyone can
sing high if you did this!

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Jin: However much I did this, it didn't work.

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Koki: It works only if you had a throat for that.

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"The vol.2 of the popular project"

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Pop idols shouldn't stop smiling whatever happens.

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Keep smiling and aim for the best record!

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"Smile Athlete No.1 Competition"

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"Smiling back muscle test"

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Competitors have to keep smiling during the test.

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If they stop smiling, they will be forced to smile
by the Tickling Guan Yin.

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Let's see a demonstration.

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Please, Mr. Kensuke!
Koki: Are you sure you want to do this, sir?

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Koki: You can still refuse. It's not too late.
(Kensuke is a famous and respected pro-wrestler)

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I have to smile for everyone!

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Surprisingly powerful back muscle!

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Who will be the No.1 Smiling Back Muscle?

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The average result for back muscle test
for men in their 20's is 130kg.

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135kg!

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How was his smile?
His cheek muscle was up!

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Junno: Wow, very good smile.

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Kame: Go, go!
120kg!

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Will he stop now?  He's still smiling!

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Still smiling!

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Koki: Let me stop already!

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That was a fantastic smile!

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Lots of smiling wrincles!

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Koki: All I could think about was smile!

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I can't show my full strength while smiling!

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Junno: Was he smiling?
Ueda: He wasn't smiling!

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Let's see it again.

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His face muscle wasn't going up.

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Koki: The face was just showing
how hard he was pulling!

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That was disappointing.

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Maru: It's ticklish and painful at the same time!

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The Ticking Guan Yin, please!

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Maru: I give up!  Give up!

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I can't be bothered anymore...

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Q: Whose impression can you do the best?
A: Mika Mifune (An actress)

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Her smile is lovely.

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I don' like my smile, and
I thought her smile was cute.

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Maru: So you tried copying hers?
Kame: You practised in front of a mirror?

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Maru: Could you show us, please?
Yes, it's like...

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Kame: I couldn't see what you mean!
Please explain!

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Maru: That shocked me!  That was shocking!

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Kame: Let's try calling him "Mifune-san"

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Maru: Yes, don't you think so, Mifune-san?

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Maru: It's still shocking to see this from front.

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You'd like to buy a car?
Yes.  I'd like a one with automatic.

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The current one is manual, and
my kids get car sick.

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Q: What's your dream for the future?
A: An Olympics athlete

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Kame: You must have answered
this question without thinking!

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You must have been tired of answering quetions!

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Why did you stop here?

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You know, athletes live in a village
during the Olympics.

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I thought that would be fun.

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Apparently they can play video games
as much as they want.

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Maru: I heard they have everything there.
Kame: Apparently they have lots of games.

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Kame: Rivals might be playing "Winning Eleven" together!
(A football video game)

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You know, you can be anything depending on
what character you act as in dramas.

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Maru: Do you like being a different person?

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I find it fun to be various people.

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This time, I'm starring in a film "Maiko haaaan!"

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I acted lots of characters in this one.

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Maru: What's the story?

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I'm a officeworker who can't love anyone but maikos.

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Then I get to know a professional baseball player
whose girlfriend is a maiko.

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So I think that I have to be a baseball player
to get a maiko girlfriend,

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and I try to be a professional baseball player.

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Maru: What happens in the end?!

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Kame / Junno: Hey, he shouldn't tell us that!

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Maru: Oh, that's true.
Kame / Junno: We stopped because he I was about to tell us.

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I was really going to.